Top 20 Tweets of the Week: 3/12/2011

Here's our round-up of singers', rockers' and rappers' 20 coolest and funnest tweets from the past seven days. Be sure to tag @billboarddotcom to your favorite music retweets (and don't forget to follow us!)

	@lcdsoundsystem: That black eyed peas dirty dancing thing is worse than raping a cat. What is wrong with people? Do they hate ears?
	@BrunoMars: I know some of yall got that Bieber Fever. But what I really wanna know is... who's tryna catch some of this MARS S.A.R.S?!?!? #eeeeeewwwww
	@keshasuxxke$ha (ke$ha): Buttholder. A) a special position of employment whose sole purpose is to hold my butt when not in use. Or B) new word I use for underwear ?
	@NeYoCompound (Ne-Yo!!): Wow. Snooki is on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine. Really? I quit. (Just kidding, but almost serious....)
	@DawnRichard : Irony :I auditioned for A.I. 2wice and they said my voice wasn't strong enough ..Now I'm performing for the 2nd time on the show! GodIsreal!
	50cent: ok no homo is officially banded from my time line. If you choose a alternative life style that's your business. Sh*t I'm a PIMP lol
	@JoelMadden: It must be a slow news week when magazines & blogs are writing about my wife buying expensive pillows
	@KimKardashian : Hi NYC! I missed u! When going thru airport security I saw this! LOL http://twitpic.com/474exx
	@lilyroseallen : oh, and yesterday i ordered spaghetti bolognese from room service, there was a cockroach in it. fucking gross..........
	@CHRIS_Daughtry : Hey McDonalds drivethru lady! You ruined my latte! Maybe you shouldn't put your over perfumed hand on or around where peeps put their mouths
	@KrisAllen : Lady getting on the plane: "How am I supposed to hold my cocktail when I have my baby." Thanks for having priorities mom. @allen_kimberly
	@MikePosner: Um & March just smacked me in the face. 3rd month of the year already?!
	@THEREALBANNER (DAVID BANNER) : I wish I could get breast fed
	@jakeowen: Whoever is responsible for creating Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies deserves a high five.
	@mattnathanson : i think one of my cats is gay.
	@AndrewWK: Back in 1998 I quit partying. It was the worst 10 minutes of my life.
	@blakeshelton: Side note #2: Just found a Lego I've been missing for over 25 years in my belly button!!!! #winningwithlint
	@ItsRachelZevita: Icropped bc I'm classy; had to post in honor of #bootyappreciationday. This is a real place btw, drive to Delaware! http://twitpic.com/47dkgb
	@EstelleDarlings (Estelle): Remember that one time when I was being awesome? - › Oh wait, that's all the time. http://tumblr.com/xd61pklpiz
	@robhuebel : Woke up buried under a 40 lb. mountain of chips and salsa. I think it was some sort of gang-warning.
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